The Ethnic Kindergartener was born in Tinychat. An advert would pop up (more than often on Cassie/Hermione's computer) asking you to take him to online school. He then travelled to tumblr via people's mind transport and he now trolls Tumblr for someone to take him to kindergarten. He leaves HPMmembers messages saying TAKE ME TO KINDERGARTEN!!! He sometimes resorts to threatening you if you don't take him straight away. Common threats include I'LL STUFF CRAYONS UP MY NOSE. or I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP WITH MY BUILDING BLOCKS or I'LL THROW MY FOLDER AT YOU.'